He sure could use some advice!
That list was awesome - like this one :
If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
Too right!
That's hilarious?

Who would you pick for your personal assistant: completely insane Bellatrix Lestrange, or this marvelous Kevin? Oh, Bella, of course, because she's much more photogenic.
Voldemort does have a thing or two to learn when it comes to picking his advisers (or more like pick some advisers at all;)).